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Chonk Cannon.

Built for comfort. Launched for distance.

PERSONAL BEST0classic points
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DISTANCE0 m
SNACKS0
DAMAGE0
01 / SUBURBAN SNACK RUNOne cat. No security deposit.
Aim for the trampolines. Apologize later.
Skip & smashHigh & floaty
SNACK PRESSURE0%
Hold to charge. Release to launch.
Classic mode · Same starting weight for every run
01

Send it.

Set your angle. Hold the launch button—or Space—to build power. Release near the orange zone.

02

Snack. Smash. Bounce.

Snacks add weight and points. Trampolines, couches, and pools extend your trip. Get heavy to flatten sheds.

03

Commit to the flop.

Two belly slams per flight. Tap the button or press Space to dive toward a bounce pad. Distance + snacks + damage = score.